The Bill Simmons Math Lesson Award Presented by Tyson chandler: I may not be as good as the next four players on the trailblazers, but I’ve had three alley-oops in the first two games of the second-round series against the second-seed, 2-time defending champions.
Favorite Announcer Exchange: (Camera pans to Larry David watching courstide) Kerr: "Larry David just makes me laugh. He doesn’t even have to say a word, just his facial expressions are hilarious." Marv: "He said the same about you earlier."
Favorite Supporting-Player Signature Move of the Day: Shawn Marion’s running floater.
Least Emotionally Compelling Storyline Award: Phil Jackson's quest for his fifth threepeat.
The God’s Not Done With Me Yet Award: Ron Artest, no meaningful time left in the game AND after a foul had already been whistled on Odom, jumping over to J.J. Barea with the sole purpose of clipping him in the face and neck with his humongous forearm, THEN creepily lingering there with his hand on the back of Barea's neck as if trying to help (or comfort??) him.
Charles Barkley Bonus Quotation (from Inside the NBA): “If you’re guarding Dirk Nowitzky, all you need is a blindfold and a cigarette.”
Favorite Announcer Exchange: (Camera pans to Larry David watching courstide) Kerr: "Larry David just makes me laugh. He doesn’t even have to say a word, just his facial expressions are hilarious." Marv: "He said the same about you earlier."
Favorite Supporting-Player Signature Move of the Day: Shawn Marion’s running floater.
Least Emotionally Compelling Storyline Award: Phil Jackson's quest for his fifth threepeat.
The God’s Not Done With Me Yet Award: Ron Artest, no meaningful time left in the game AND after a foul had already been whistled on Odom, jumping over to J.J. Barea with the sole purpose of clipping him in the face and neck with his humongous forearm, THEN creepily lingering there with his hand on the back of Barea's neck as if trying to help (or comfort??) him.
Charles Barkley Bonus Quotation (from Inside the NBA): “If you’re guarding Dirk Nowitzky, all you need is a blindfold and a cigarette.”
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